About moi.

I’m Thomas. I’m 20.

These are my lovers.

If you slander them I will find out who you are, where you live, steal into your house at night, and bargain with you until you love them as well.

  • Tina Fey
  • Kristen Wiig
  • 30 Rock
  • Downton Abbey
  • Amy Poehler
  • Adventure Time
This is my dog:

I am Thomas, a 20 year old hooker who has dreams of becoming a cashier at McDonalds.